Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Giving

'Ello Childs,

Once again, the new president of the United States of America, Mr. Barrack Hussein Obama, committed a bloody foolish act against his majesty the Prime Minister of the great country of Great Britain, Gordon Brown. His majesty presented Mr. Barrack Hussein Obama with luscious presents from Great Britain. Mr. Barrack Hussein Obama in turn presented his majesty, the Prime Minister who is blind in one eye and partially blind in the second eye, with a pack of bloody DVD's of purely American movies which he can't even watch. What the deuce was he thinking? If we are getting visited by royalty(God), we should present our best gifts of time and service and not some pack of DVD's. Everything we have is God's anyways so why can't we just give it all back to him.

Good Day,
Josh Custer

7 comments:

  1. u no wat josh. thanks for u reading exactly wat that post meant!!! btw i did not spell my name wrong. u did!!

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  2. hey again josh! hows baseball goin'? nice british writing!!

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  3. wow josh...please tell us how you really feel about this
    *dripping with sarcasm*
    haha josh u are crazy

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  4. thats an interesting way of putting it

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  5. hey custer! u no, talking with u at the play today was not as painful as i thought it was going to be! it was actually very fun, because i learned things and i gave u some of my wisdom! like i said earlier, u rly could do things as vice president, to help maryl and to fulfill ur job as vp. no-instead u have to be as lazy as u can be!!! i'm disappointed for voting for u!!! toodles

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  6. custer your quotes are volgur to the extreme that chuck norris and house dude ouchieee watch you back! thats dangerous

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  7. This is greg. This is an interesting post. However, the title of the prime minister is not "his majesty." only the Queen is referred to as "excellency" or "majesty"
    excellent work, though

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